TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER¶
TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
10. Why not?
9. They are user friendly
8. No need to call a handy man
7. Learn how to use the other buttons on your calculator
6. Homework help without the guilt
5. They will make lots of money
4. Not all of them wear dark blue jeans
3. They know how to push the right buttons
2. They understand heat-transfer
1. They are used to pulling all nighters
TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
10.- The world does revolve around us… we choose the coordinate system
9.- No “couple” enjoy a better “moment”
8.- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship
7.- We have significant figures
6.- EK301: The motion of rigid bodies
5.- Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4.- Engineers do it to specification
3.- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite
2.- We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
1.- WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE
Possibly the worst thing you've ever posted on here Tunk, and you have posted some shit in your time ;)
Hmm... What could i possibly write here to do that justice? erm... erm... Actually Tunk, fuck it, your making me lose the will to live.
I think it's time to go back to collecting email addresses tunk :(
Or doing the rounds on the Nottingham Gay Scene... . . . . . Again...
TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER 10. Why not? Why? 9. They are user friendly They are bellends 8. No need to call a handy man But (s)he will to make up for your lack of performance in the bedroom department. 7. Learn how to use the other buttons on your calculator And you would want to do this... why? 6. Homework help without the guilt If your after 12 year old then perhaps this point is relevent Matt 5. They will make lots of money Which is lucky, because now you can fulfill your needs with various prostitutes 4. Not all of them wear dark blue jeans They enjoy wearing brown cords instead. 3. They know how to push the right buttons On anything computer related perhaps. 2. They understand heat-transfer Oh... 1. They are used to pulling all nighters Just not girls. TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER 10.- The world does revolve around us...; we choose the coordinate system What do you want me to do about it? Roll over and shit mars bars? 9.- No "couple" enjoy a better "moment" Does that make sense? 8.- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship Only thing you know how to handle Matt is heavy machinery 7.- We have significant figures Round the waist 6.- EK301: The motion of rigid bodies What the fuck? 5.- Projectile motion: Do we need to say more? Yes. 4.- Engineers do it to specification What do you want? a MBE? 3.- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite And Newton also died with his V Plates intact. 2.- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force Which is fortunate for you hey Matt. 1.- WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE As its the only one you can put into practise.
I'm NOT Gay. Nothing wrong with the right hand rule though.
I know your not gay really tunky baby... Just, HOMOPHOBIC.
Just to change the subject a little.. They have caught Saddam! I think they should slowly peel of every one of his toenails and stand him in lemon juice for a very long time. Any other ideas?
I don't like sundays :(
Whats he been arrested for anyway? I think he got caught pissing in public, or drawing a tache' on the queen on a ten pound note.
he got arrested for impersonating Santa and showing absolutely no intention of delivering me my 5.1 sound system cum 25th december
I'm not even going to ask why you need cum for your 5.1 sound system. Get your palm busy and make your own.