No Epic

“Where is the Epic this week?” thats the question posed by the divine Heather. But that was all the posing she did and none infront of my photon recorder (camera for you dumbass pig fuckers). In answer to the question, I couldn’t be bothered to get off my fat arse and write an epic this week.

In fact I am saving myself for the Epic stock take in a few weeks. I shall be working a 16hr day and attempting to go out of my mind with boredom. I should be able to string some words together about that.

But tonight I’m watching Eurovision.
I can’t wait for the politically biased voting 😀️.