I Have A Cold

In my typical way I am going to make a fuss out of nothing. I have cold and I’m all bunged up. I would ask for you to donate your sympathy but paypal will not accept transactions using that yet. You could however email me a tissue. That would be useful.

Quantum
admin@deltanova.co.uk
81.178.237.44
2003-10-09
17:34:39
Only one reply so far. You miserable lot you. Thanks to David 'Jaffa' Orange for emailing.
Anthony
Anthony@home.com
81.103.2.4
2003-10-09
19:52:25
Do you think if you filled someones arse with petrol, inserted a long piece of string, and superglued their ring piece closed, they would be a giant candle? Or an 'Arse Candle' you could say hahaha
David 'Jaffa' Orange
jaff.orange@ntlworld.com
82.42.82.132
2003-10-11
13:24:09
Actually, they wouldnt be, the string would not burn unless paraffin was on it, then in that case, it would get to the ring piece and extinguish, as superglue once set is not able to be burnt. Even in the case where there is a little hole left for the ignition to get to the petrol, it would not just burn like a candle they would explode, but even if their insides were containing petrol it would kill them before the string would be ignited. This is due to petrols acidic property, and the anus being made out of soft tissue. I rest my case, all hail me!!!
Anthony
Anthony@home.com
62.254.0.34
2003-10-12
14:04:19
I'm glad you set me straight on that one before i went out and tried it. Silly me hadn't thought it through properly. Damn :(
Paul
Hi@bored.com
62.254.0.34
2003-10-12
16:57:08
10/10 for the imaginative idea though surely?
lisa
baldricks15@hotmail.com
81.129.116.207
2003-10-25
15:30:13
can you not post anything else interesting? it still looks boring as well, bout time u did summat
Anthony
Tunk@TheGayBarGayBarGayBar.com
62.254.0.34
2003-11-10
22:46:20
TUNK!!!! FOUND A SITE FOR YOU, ITS RATHER SIMILIAR TO THIS ONE OF YOURS, WITH A SIMILIARLY LIKED MINDED PERSON AT THE HELM TALKING BORING BOLLEX!!! http://www.trevor.net Enjoy
Paul
Anthonys@anthonys_house.com
62.254.0.34
2003-11-11
12:41:37
In a post completely unrelated to anthonys, may I suggest that you check out trevor.net tunk? it's for cool people like you, me and anthony :)
lisa
baldricks15@hotmail.com
195.93.33.8
2003-11-19
20:01:54
go on http://science.ntu.ac.uk/IntCon/PLUMA/IC/webpage/homeframes.html
Paul
bored@bored.com
62.254.0.34
2003-11-20
18:47:13
No