A Helper

Today at work I was stunned that for once I had a person to help me. You may think this is nothing to get excited about but you would be wrong. Very few people actually like working with me. This is mainly due to the fact they end up doing some work. Today however I had the lovely Heather working with me :). Whilst she may not be the strongest of workers she did her bit to help and did it well. It's surprising what one person smiling at you can do to boost your feelings for a day.

Mike was around, not sure quite what he was doing. He seemed to have a digital temperature probe which he kept pointing at members of staff. Have the new Health and Safety rules dictated a maximum staff operating temperature??

Rumour has it that Mike might be paying a visit to this site. Oh Dear me thinks. Ah well, I will not silence my opinions because of that. So I have decided to leave the site in its full and uncensored glory.

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One Reply to “A Helper”

  1. But then he’ll see all my racist remarks, and also the fact that ive just farted and it smells like last nights chicken burger.

    NOTE: To the turkish cunts in the kebab shop, i ordered a double chicken burger and chips, i even paid for a double, so why did you give me a fucking single? – If its because i kept goading the bird in front to say she had already paid you dirty greasy sweaty cunts, then, then, well, FINE.

    Also, never ask old people the time, they tell you to fuck off, then you stand there for an hour argueing.

    There should be an age limit in this country, where people are no longer allowed out the house

    Also anyone goto the vaults and see the nice ambulance people haveing to stretcher Carly away? apparently she had a drink down derby, went to the toilet, came back, and then couldnt stand properly……

    tut tut, shouldn’t leave your drinks ladies, you never know where tunks stalking with his Rohypnol

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