I’m a Stalker!!!!

Whist at work tonight I had the pleasure of seeing two young girls. I'm assuming that one was Rachel, the little sister of Hollie. I later observed Rachel's friend peering round a stack of pringles in an attempt to see my face.

Later when bringing the rubbish in from outside I was accused of stalking Hollie. Now as much as I like Hollie I hardly stalk her. I have better things to do than stand outside with my binoculars attempting to spy her through a window. I'm sure the gang of spritly young things were laughing at my expense but they wouldn't be the first.

Still I suppose being called a stalker is better than being called a paedophile.

Bec was looking as delightful as ever. Sorry Lisa, I know you 2 don't quite see eye to eye. Bec is always so cheerful and her being around and engaging in brief conversation does make Somerfield less boring.

22 Replies to “I’m a Stalker!!!!”

  1. I called you a paedo last night :D:D

    “With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Tunk’s a fucking paedophile” :D:D

    Only kiddin big man, you’re a top lad, don’t let that heather nonce keep getting you down πŸ™‚

  2. I called you a paedo last night :D:D

    “With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Tunk’s a fucking paedophile” :D:D

    Only kiddin big man, you’re a top lad, don’t let that heather nonce keep getting you down πŸ™‚

  3. Actually, no, surely you can somehow delete it?

    Is this your website or someone else’s you nonce? πŸ˜‰

  4. Why would he delete it, when he can leave it there and make you look a fool?! πŸ˜€

    God, whats life come to, its 22:33, and im browsin tunks site…

    No offence tunk, its a very nice site, well designed etc… but, oh, what went wrong?! when i was about 7, before i realised life was a shit, i had so many visions, dreams, expectations…. Now… ? im just waiting for that bus to turn the corner and hit me…. COME ON!!!!!

  5. I agree with you on the Becca thing Tunk. Becca, Rachel and the delightful Arleen (spelling??) are always cheerful. well cheerful enough to bring a smile to your face even with the biggest hangover on a Sunday morning! and of course H brings a big smile to my face too πŸ™‚

  6. I have come to the conclusion that the reason they are so cheerful is that they dont get “managed” by mike and andy like we do

  7. — or possibly because they are amusing theirselves with Pecks stupidity, his blantant attempted to be loved by his work place “friends”, his obvious want to be arse shagging of evans and co. and even more so with that fact that he thinks hes “one of the crowd” only to be rewarded with the reality of them thinking hes a bellend.

  8. In other words peck, you’re a cunt and however hard you batter the arses of somerfield boys, they’ll still hate you πŸ˜€

    Never been a subtle one, me πŸ˜‰

  9. Hehe A man clearly in the know about somerfield! after all i havn’t known Evans for years and he has never asked me if i want to go down Zanzi with him and his boys. well clearly a silly boy without the balls to put a name to himself

  10. Last time I went to zanzi with Evans, Owen and thier mates I stayed clear of them most of the time and was dancing by myself(quite a common thing for me). Some of their mates are all right and are infact more interesting than Evans and Owen after a few pints.

  11. πŸ™ Don’t involve me in your petty games πŸ™ – I’m always nice and polite on here these days πŸ™

  12. Tunk dnt involve my name with becca you know i dnt want owt to do withthe girl and for andy to see my name next to hers i dnt think he’d be to happy so plz dnt write it again. If andy wanted her he’d be with her so just goes to show he doesnt so plz plz dnt place my name next to hers…..thanx alot.

  13. Lisa youve got it all wrong about becca. Shes a really nice girl who tries to be friends with everyone. Yeah she’s popular with the lads but its just coz shes so bubbly!

  14. she maybe that but her name has come between me and andy too much and i just dnt like it. Who gives a damn as well whether she’s popular with the lads??????

  15. Who gives a toss about what new bollex you’re going on about?

    I’m sure andrew doesn’t care.

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