I know you were all wondering where I was last night. Well i bet you were worried about me. Its not like me not to be online. In an unusual occurance for me I was out with friends (I seem to have found some). I attended the Gascoigne/Jagger Spring BBQ.
Some Freak was doing the BBQ
Matt was attacked by the vicious gerkin
Matt's zipper came loose causing his sack to descend to the floor
Me saving the galaxy from evil Martin
Martin produces a sausage too big for the BBQ