The French

THE PEEJ

Stupid Garlic eating losers, I think the reason they wont help us kick f**k outta Saddam was summed up when Chirac said "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure..."

What a nonce, makes me wanna laugh at the french (refuse to give them a capital letter) So here's a few jokes i nicked from some website...

How many gears does a French tank have?

Five, four in reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind).

FOR SALE: French rifles . . . never fired, only dropped once.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The army.

Why are French streets tree lined?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

No one knows, it's never been tried.

I'm all for getting Saddam, with the technology we're using over there civillian casulties will be kept to an absolute minimum which is good considering it's not Iraq we're at war with it's Hussain. There wasn't as much as an uproar when Adolf carpet bombed London for 3 years and killed hundreds of thousands was there?

Oh well, he'll be dead within days 🙂

4 Replies to “The French”

  1. We can only hope his death will be quick but painful. Lets hope he has a pacemaker thats gonna get fried by the E-bomb.

  2. Ya want to know what id do?

    Id capture him… id get someone homosexual (Tunk?) to grab his bollex, and rub them up and down vigorously against a cheese grater, then, to dip them in Lemon juice, before dipping them in salt…

    After which, id get some golf shoes, before walking up and down his arm, after which, id give him several (oh yes, SEVERAL) chinese burns….

    i would then take a golf club, and then hit him, again several times in the shins with it, before taking cocktail sticks, and forcing them into his battered shins…

    i would then get tunk (the queer in this operation, vitally important) to smear his penis in deepheat, and than give Saddam some serious bumloving….

  3. I’m damn glad the French t*ats aren’t helping to fight the war as they are famous for their incompetent cowardice and pure shit-at-fightingness ever since that small prick who went round on a horse (Napoleon for you thick people)…

    I would much rather the Americans fight with us, even though they are one of the most poorly trained armys in the world, simply because of sheer numbers and superior technology they will piss over the Iraqistanis…. Remembering back to the last war, more British were killed by the Americans than by the Iraqis simply down to traditional Yank stupidity… But we quickly forgot that one….

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