Delta Nova welcomes, Paul aka Peej.
A combination of listening to the missus's words of 'wisdom' and reading through an oldish issue of FHM got me thinking about how stupid girls are.
"Do people who celebrate Ramadan celebrate Christmas?"
Me: "It finishes in an hour, must be half time."
Missus: "No, it's just started, Rugby only lasts an hour and a half."
"Ooohh, Family Fortunes is on, It's not hosted by 'Des Lennis' no more though."
These are just a few of "Laura's Gem's" which would need a website of it's own to show in full. I would make this website myself, honest, I'm totally capable but I have no mouse. That's right, no mouse, broke the fucker. And now Tunk wont tell me where he lives, reckons I'm gonna come round and nick one of his, I don't think we're going to end the day as friends, well, as people who thankfully have never met yet for some reason talk bollex on msn...
Can't be arsed to write nowt else, got better things to do on a Sunday... 😳