Orbital Couriers

I have just been trying to track down my parcel again. It turns out that it has been dispatched by Orbital. The problem is they supposedly tried to deliver twice and put notes through the door accordingly. I aint received the notes. So I have some parts floating around somewhere and someday I might receive them. Useless couriers 👿

4 Replies to “Orbital Couriers”

  1. Told you to ring them earlier in the week dickhead, you might have had them sorted by the weekend…

  2. I rang them wednesday and they said they would call me back like they did today. I’m still waiting by the phone.

  3. Send them my way, I will pummel their arse so hard their shit will just dribble out of their arses as they will no longer be able to hold it in because of the lack of tighness

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