Archive for April, 2003

Williams F1

Today I went for my interview at Williams F1. On arrival at the facility I was amazed at how big it was in comparrison with the rest of Grove where it it located. In actual fact Willams F1 looked to be most of Grove. The car park was wonderful and lined with trees and shrubs [...]

I hate that place

I don’t know why I agreed to work today but I did. No sooner had I got there Andy H (Deputy Manager) was on my back about not working hard enough. I felt like turning round and saying “I am here cos you asked me to be, if your not happy with my work then [...]

Saturday Night

It began as a well planned evening, everything was going to plan. Myself and Mr Wood found ourselves in Nottingham awaiting the arrival of a Mr Thornhill. In a style that is becoming a bit to regular he let us down again. Still even without him it was an enjoyable evening. Once again I failed [...]

Today the knife entered my flesh

I was down, I don’t like my fat self. I didn’t want to eat butI needed to. Something healthy I decided. I took an onion and slowly undressed it until its pale skin was fully visible. The knife shone with silvery brilliance, its blade razor sharp. I knew it was wrong when the blade pierced [...]

Passed it

Guess who has just passed their theory test. “Erm, I dunno”. Me, silly. Third time lucky. I went in there with a head full of knowledge and a mind suggesting that I was about to fail again. But surprise surprise, I got a ickle certificate all of my own . Time for Beer and Merriment

News Ticker

Don’t say I dont bring new and interesting things to this site, ok then say it. Today I bring you the News Ticker which can be seen towards the top of the page. Whilst it is not the most indepth news service it will bring you interesting snippets of news from around the world. Hope [...]

Rejected Again

Well folks Park Air Systems have turned me down also. Ah well, there is still Astrazeneca and Williams F1. Hope is not lost, yet.

Get out there now

The weather today is going to be HOT HOT HOT!!! Get out there and get yourself a tan. Remember your sun block we don’t want you looking like this ===>>

Don’t call me at that time

This morning I was awoken from my slumber by having a phone thrust towards my face. It was my driving instructor. This is the same person who claims to know about computers. “How do I install RAM?” he asked. This is probably one of the simplest things to do. Add to that fact that he [...]

ANTICAP

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