Archive for March 26th, 2003
26
Mar
2003
Posted by Quantum at 9:17 pm
A UK RAF Tornado fighter jet was shot down near the Iraq-Kuwait border by a US Patriot missile killing the two pilots onboard. US military sources believe a software glitch misidentified the aircraft as an aircraft of the enemy. Microsoft have released a patch and urge all registered owners of MS Patriot Missile Professional to [...]
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26
Mar
2003
Posted by Quantum at 9:14 pm
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and [...]
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