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Delta Nova welcomes, Paul aka Peej. THE PEEJ A combination of listening to the missus’s words of ‘wisdom’ and reading through an oldish issue of FHM got me thinking about how stupid girls are. “Do people who celebrate Ramadan celebrate Christmas?” Me: “It finishes in an hour, must be half time.” Missus: “No, it’s just [...]

Today was a day for people around me to be lazy little chimps. If they spent more time focused on their work rather than idle chit-chat more would have been accomplished. I found myself taking on the role of Till Operator. The distinct lack of operators required my talents to be used. Whilst it enabled [...]

I have just been trying to track down my parcel again. It turns out that it has been dispatched by Orbital. The problem is they supposedly tried to deliver twice and put notes through the door accordingly. I aint received the notes. So I have some parts floating around somewhere and someday I might receive [...]

Today began as a troubling one in which I had to walk down to the bus stop whilst half asleep. I remained half asleep for the next few hours whilst my body got to work on processing breakfast. I reached a state of full awakeness half way though a boring lecture. A lecture from my [...]

It my only be a brief thing but I’m Happy!! . I have been talking to Heather and she made me feel so much better. She certainly is something special I owe her my sanity. Thank you Heather. I feel I must also mention Hollie and Emma who have encouraged me to seek therapy. I [...]

According to the website i ordered them from the order is now complete. It gave me a delivery date of the 14th (5 days ago). I am beginning to panic. There is alot of value in that package and I don’t want to loose it. Me thinks a phone call to them might be in [...]

In an attempt to deal with my depression I did a couple of online tests. Here are the results. http://www.med.nyu.edu/Psych/screens/depres.html Your answers reflect the presence of significant depressive symptoms. It is advised to seek a psychiatric consultation, http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_doc.php?id=973&type=doc&cn=Depression (Unipolar) You appear to be suffering from moderate to severe depressive symptoms commonly associated with serious depressive [...]

Tis true, I have been suffering from severe depression today. I think therefore I get depressed. I’m happier now . Reasons for my depression will not be disclosed so don’t bother asking.

THE JUDGE Well… today has been yet another boring, crap day, nothing to do other than sit at the computer, pondering why things are like they are, pointless things like, Why is an orange, called an orange, and its actually the colour orange too! And why you still put up with this annoyingly shit charade [...]

Well not really. Here at Delta Nova we are expanding our forces to include “columnists”. The Judge as he would like to be known has sent in his first article to be published. It shall be up shortly and we hope to get more from him in the future. The site redesign has progressed a [...]