Archive for the ‘Columnists’ Category

Horrible Day

Lucious Lisa Well what a horrible day it has turned out to be. Unlucky for some hey…. Its ok for me i have to stay in anyway. I do not really have anything to write on this posting today, but one thing i do want to say is, if anyone is ever gona have there [...]

The French

THE PEEJ Stupid Garlic eating losers, I think the reason they wont help us kick f**k outta Saddam was summed up when Chirac said “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure…” What a nonce, makes me wanna laugh at the french (refuse to give them a capital letter) So here’s a few jokes [...]

Highlights

Lucious Lisa Today’s highlights…..well there hasn’t really been any. Had a day of decorating Andy p’s bedroom and also watching him getting his hair in paint and tripping up the paint tub….lol. Just one mention to Paul about my last posting…..Leave me and andy to our relationship i do not think its any of your [...]

True Love

Lucious Lisa Well i haven’t wrote a page for a while so i just thought i’d write one today seen as my day has consisted of absolutely nothing at all. But i also want to say one thing which i’m not in the slightest bit ashamed of and that is “i have fallen in love [...]

She’s Back

Luscious Lisa Todays highlights are that i did bugger all, although toda i took my grandma out for a pub lunch seen as it was her birthday, then went shopping with my old cow (mother), and then came home and then did bugger all again, Life is very depressing at the moment, When you think [...]

More words from Peej

The Peej Life’s fairly boring lately, blocked and deleted by heather and blocked and unblocked at least twice a day by Tunk leaves me mostly talking on MSN to Anthony, which isn’t a bad thing but he’s doing the unthinkable and getting himself a life away from the internet. As I haven’t got a mouse [...]

Luscious Lisa

Here we go folks, another columnist. Lets hope this one writes more than one article. Luscious Lisa Well i am a new Columnist and a very good one too. You’ll know me by being Mr.Andy p’s bird. Today’s highlights are nothing really just that i went into the wonderful city of Derby to collect some [...]

Another Columnist

Delta Nova welcomes, Paul aka Peej. THE PEEJ A combination of listening to the missus’s words of ‘wisdom’ and reading through an oldish issue of FHM got me thinking about how stupid girls are. “Do people who celebrate Ramadan celebrate Christmas?” Me: “It finishes in an hour, must be half time.” Missus: “No, it’s just [...]

Delta Nova welcomes “The Judge”

THE JUDGE Well… today has been yet another boring, crap day, nothing to do other than sit at the computer, pondering why things are like they are, pointless things like, Why is an orange, called an orange, and its actually the colour orange too! And why you still put up with this annoyingly shit charade [...]

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