I think he got caught pissing in public, or drawing a tache’ on the queen on a ten pound note.

They have caught Saddam! I think they should slowly peel of every one of his toenails and stand him in lemon juice for a very long time.

Any other ideas?

Just, HOMOPHOBIC.

10. Why not?
Why?
9. They are user friendly
They are bellends
8. No need to call a handy man
But (s)he will to make up for your lack of performance in the bedroom department.
7. Learn how to use the other buttons on your calculator
And you would want to do this… why?
6. Homework help without the guilt
If your after 12 year old then perhaps this point is relevent Matt
5. They will make lots of money
Which is lucky, because now you can fulfill your needs with various prostitutes
4. Not all of them wear dark blue jeans
They enjoy wearing brown cords instead.
3. They know how to push the right buttons
On anything computer related perhaps.
2. They understand heat-transfer
Oh…
1. They are used to pulling all nighters
Just not girls.

TEN TOP REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER

10.- The world does revolve around us… we choose the coordinate system
What do you want me to do about it? Roll over and shit mars bars?
9.- No “couple” enjoy a better “moment”
Does that make sense?
8.- We know how to handle stress
and strain in a relationship
Only thing you know how to handle Matt is heavy machinery
7.- We have significant figures
Round the waist
6.- EK301: The motion of rigid bodies
What the fuck?
5.- Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
Yes.
4.- Engineers do it to specification
What do you want? a MBE?
3.- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite
And Newton also died with his V Plates intact.
2.- We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
Which is fortunate for you hey Matt.
1.- WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE
As its the only one you can put into practise.

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