Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the
mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts
are too small. Instead of characteristically telling
her it’s not so, the husband uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of
toilet paper, stands in front of the mirror, rubbing
it between her breasts.
“How long will this take?” she asks.
“They’ll grow larger over a period of years”, he
replies.
The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my
breasts grow over the years?”
“Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”
He lived; and, with a great deal of therapy, may even
walk again…
