THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the

mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts

are too small. Instead of characteristically telling

her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically

comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take

a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your

breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of

toilet paper, stands in front of the mirror, rubbing

it between her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years", he

replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of

toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my

breasts grow over the years?"

"Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He lived; and, with a great deal of therapy, may even

walk again...

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